Monday, April 13, 2015

Chinese Progaganda and Advertising

Communist China is famous for its propaganda. Despite efforts to keep many messages from the party a "domestic matter", it's always worth it to find out what these posters say. Some feature unintentionally funny messages and almost all boost poorly photoshopped images, a staple of Chinese propaganda since Windows 95. Images of the propaganda currently displayed in Beijing's public places is usually hard to come by on the internet, so I decided to take it upon myself to enlighten the world and dispel those nasty rumors spread by western media. Visitors usually don't break out the selfie stick for something they can't read, so I did it for you. Also western media outlets don't want to be locked out of the valuable Chinese market for pointing out some propagandist's efforts at passing off a poorly rendered, photoshopped version of Chicago as a model Chinese city. Enjoy these bits and pieces of the party's collective hive mind. Note: I once saw a propaganda poster with the White House on it in Tangshan, Hebei, but I was unable to snap a photo of it. I'll keep my eyes peeled.






This poster has appeared all over Beijing in the last few months. The writing says, "Promote ideological and moral construction for the children, create a healthy environment for the growth of children." The poster features many common themes in Chinese government propaganda including children laughing, greenery, and skyscrapers (both foreign and domestic).





This one says, "Maintain long-term prosperity and stability of Hong Kong and Macau, Work together to promote the peaceful development of cross-strait relations." Messages like this began appearing during the Hong Kong democracy protests last year. The reason this poster made it on this blog is because the photo is of mid-town Manhattan and not Hong Kong or Macau. If you look closely you can see the Chrysler Building and the Bank of America Tower.





Though I don't know for certain, I think this piece of propaganda from the Beijing Subway might be left over from the Beijing Olympics. Though this photo doesn't show it, the poster is extremely faded. It says, "Civilization forging industry brand,construct humanistic subway." No one said that these posters would translate well.






The ubiquitous, "Chinese Dream, Subway Dream," poster can be seen everywhere in Beijing. No one quite knows exactly what the Chinese Dream is, but I imagine its best dreamt during your 1:30 post lunch nap.






Sometimes the television screens in the Beijing Subway manfunction, and when this happens they display images from Windows XP. Not exactly propaganda, but it seems the Beijing Subway should ask the Microsoft paperclip for help.






I wasn't able to get this one translated, but it features the Sihui Bus Station. I couldn't resist the opportunity to take a picture of propaganda featuring a building while I was inside of the building.





Loyal readers of this blog might notice these buildings from "The Beijing Mysteries" series.
This poster is from the Sihui bus station in Beijing. Originally meant to be completed before the Beijing Olympics, the 40 story towers from the building in the posters stand topped out in central Beijing but have remained in development hell since 2008.
"Beijing spiritual practice , creating a hub success" The hub is a reference to the Dongzhimen
transport hub underneath the complex.







This poster from a bus stop is notable for its inclusion of the Seoul Tower from Seoul South Korea.
The poster says"Everywhere be safe"





This poster is from the backside of China Unicom's world headquarters on Chang'An. China Unicom is one of the "Big 3" Chinese state owned telecom companies. It features a poorly produced collage of buildings from around the world. "The leading digital media in Beijing"




This poster demonstrates the downside of using stock photos from the internet. Notice the World Trade Centers in the collage.




This one also features a much larger picture of New York city. The messages were placed next to two images, one of Macau and one of mid-town Manhattan. I assume they thought no one would notice, especially considering the poster of New York is in the middle of the display. The writing says, "Celebrate the 65th anniversary of the establishment of People's Republic of China"





The poster with this egg woman says "Chinese Dream MyDream" This poster is just one of many in a series featuring the "Chinese Dream" motif and porcelain figures.


The last propaganda poster of the post features the phrase, "Warm all the way , all the way clean, safe journey home." I don't know what it means either, but enjoy the photo of the countryside.











Sunday, March 15, 2015

CBA Shuffle: China's Professional Basketball League


The Xinjiang (far left) has some serious
traveling to away games
This week marked the beginning of the CBA finals between the Beijing Ducks and the Liaoning Flying Leopards.  Who knew leopards could fly, right?  The Chinese Basketball Association has gained a lot of traction on the relatively small Chinese sports circuit, particularly in Beijing.  The Chinese love a winner and the success for the capital's team over the past two seasons, they were champions last season, has done a great deal for a domestic league which is usually overshadowed by the much flasher NBA in America.  I've compiled just a few of the many reasons for groundswell of interest in the CBA.  Enjoy!
Suck it Liaoning.  Go Ducks

1.  NBA Star Power Doesn't Necessarily Equal Dominance - When it comes to sports, the Chinese love winners.  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  If you need evidence just look to the massive amount of Miami Heat gear thrown away in this country after Lebron left for Cleveland (Lebron 回来Cleveland).  Without a dominant team with a arrogant, charismatic player leading the league this season, the CBA has experienced heightened visibility this year.  With a more competitive field of teams this year relative to each other than the NBA, the race to the CBA finals remained a barnburner all season long.  It's refreshing to see a homegrown Chinese institution expand its base without the help of government protectionism.  

Marbury with a Chinese translation of his name
2.  Ex-NBA Players Adding an International Feel - Ex-NBA players keep creeping their way on to the rosters of CBA teams.  In a that guy is still around momentStephon Marbury is the current star player for the Ducks.  He was named one of Beijing's 10 Model Citizens this year, becoming the first foreigner to win (or be singled out for) the award.  He's even becoming something of a propaganda tool, staring in a musical about his own life.  That's right, sings and dances and everything.  Checkout the link below.  Foreigner players help bolster a domestic talent pool that honestly isn't very strong and give name recognition for foreigners with a passing interest in the league, such as myself.

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/5-amazing-moments-from-stephon-marburys-chinese-musical-20141002

3.  National "Face" and Soccer Prowess - Ask most 18-49 males their favorite soccer team and 9 times out of 10 they will tell you some super successful European team.  Often the question is quickly followed by the statement that Chinese soccer teams aren't good enough.  China (people and government) simply hate the fact Chinese soccer hasn't developed into a global powerhouse.  The President of China recently announced a massive initiative aimed at improving the soccer fortune of the nation.  This attitude of course affects support for the domestic league.  For a number of reasons basketball is less affected by the lust for "face" on the national stage.  The CBA might not have the talent of the NBA or European soccer, but your average Zhou seems to care less about this fact in relation to basketball than soccer, and this has helped the league greatly over the period I have lived here.  

Some CBA Cheerleaders

Reason for My Person CBA Interest

The Pacers Terrible Season - The NBA has predictability and competitive parity problems.  There I said it.  It's basically been a foregone conclusion who'd win the conference championships during the last few years, and this has made me tune out as soon as the Pacers are out of the running.  Granted the league has been a lot more interesting this season than in years past, some teams still lord over the competition.  I stopped paying attention when I realized the Pacers season was over 5 minutes after it started.  The CBA gives me an opportunity to get my professional basketball fix without having to bandwagon onto some NBA during the playoffs, or support the NCAA.      



Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Little Known Beijing Museums: Planes, Trains, and Tanks

Security is tightening as the city prepares for the upcoming party conference.  If stiff technocrats don't interest you, make sure to check out these photos from two of Beijing's lessor known museums. I spent the last two weeks checking out some of Beijing's lesser known tourist attractions, maximizing my free time before my Chinese classes start again.  First up are some photos from the Beijing Railway Museum at the southeastern corner of Tiananmen Square.  The museum is in an old train station and features some cool exhibits.       

Railway Museum ironically framed with buses in the foreground
Chinese propaganda saying, "Keep Hong Kong and Macau developing prosperously."  The
picture is actually of midtown Manhattan.  If you look closely you'll see
the Bank of America and Chrysler Buildings.  Close enough for government work I guess.

Entryway

A shoutout to Tangshan on a museum plaque

Museum artium 

Some awesome Chinglish 

Some of the exhibits were down for repairs

Warning: This flatscreen is dangerous

One of the clock faces from a clocktower at Beijing Railway station.  

All graphs surprisingly display 1949 as a pivotal year for everything

Sorry about the blurriness

Nancy Pelosi unwittingly becomes a propaganda tool

A model of a railroad bridge in Nanjing resembling the Sherman Minton Bridge

Outside the museum looking at Tiananmen Square.  Mao's Mausoleum (right) and the Qianmen Gate (left)

 While wondering around Houhai Lake one afternoon, Tang Qi and I stumbled onto a new coffee shop.  Trendy hipster joints have been multiplying like rabbits in the capital.  This one has a unique angle.  Everything in the coffee shop is for sale, and I mean everything, giving caffeine addicts the ability to get their fix and purchase some overpriced nicknacks.
Inside of a new, local coffee shop.  

Coffee from the Dark Side

Didn't realize there was a demand for this shit.

Go for the Doughboy.  I had one of these a child.  Good times

Bikes and a massive clock for sale

If you need a bust of the predator, I know where to go

First rule of life; always go into the shady basement

The sign and name of the place....I guess

The coffee shop's Dragon Alley like entrance.

A lone protest outside a central Beijing government office.



Tang Qi enjoying Indian food.  It's cool to play with your food here.

A beautiful view of Tangshan from Tang Qi's family's apartment.

 Beijing enjoyed one of its few, fabled blue sky days Wednesday.  In an effort to maximize my time breathing moderately clean air, I visited the Military Museum.  Indoor exhibits are still closed as part of a never ending renovation, but the outdoor stuff is open for business.  Notice that all of the exhibits and pieces are covered in a thick layer of dust.  Though I don't know why the museum staff doesn't clean the exhibits, it helped to remind me about the hazard Beijing's air poses to my lungs.
The Military Museum sports a gothic revivalist style like many important Soviet buildings.

An M4 tank.  Notice the dust.

You can't tell from the photo, but I am reenacting "Tank Man".

A U-2 from the Republic of China Air Force. The plane not the band

Taiwan markings

More propaganda.  Photoshop truly makes artists of us all.

They even have fake Humvees.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Professional Foreigner

Every laowai likely enjoys a few jobs as a professional foreigner during their time in China.  Thanks to some awesome guanxi (connections), I landed a gig as a judge at a national English competition for primary and middle school students.  All I needed to do was show up and judge how well the contestants spoke English.  My qualifications you ask?  Simply being a foreigner.  Yes, today The Laowai Times stoops to muckraking journalism about China's black market trade in foreigners for hire.

These kinds of jobs are nothing new here in China.  Almost everyone I meet here has a story about somewhere they appeared or something they did as a professional laowai.  For example I once got paid 1000 yuan ($166) for giving a speech at a prominent aviation engineering university.  I was barely older than the students, and I knew absolutely nothing about aviation or engineering.  My only qualification was that I am not Chinese.  The school didn't even give me a topic for the speech.  I could have chosen whatever the hell I wanted to talk about for an hour and a half.  I settled on "Cultural Awareness".  My speech ran spectacularly short, and I finished in an hour.
Tang Qi served as our Simon Cowell

During my time in China I have heard some good stories about foreigners for hire.  Someone once told me about their career in television, someone else about their tenure as a ceramics expert, and one guy I know hosted a news radio show on Chinese state radio.  Needless to say, it came as little surprise when I got the call up to the big leagues of professional English judging without even playing in the minors.  This isn't to say I didn't take it seriously.  One of the telling things about my judging experience was the fact that the other judges and I seemed to take the event more seriously than its organizers.

The gigantic hotel hosting the event had the North Korean atmosphere that many fancy places in China exude.  It sat on the edge of the mountains outside Beijing, magnificently adorned with gold and marble, and almost completely devoid of human life.  The actual judging of the event went well aside from one contestants meltdown from nerves.  I felt terrible for her.  She was doing fine and studdenly she just starting balling.  As many of my readers may know, I don't handle situations like this well.  Unluckily for our panel and the contestant, our female judge was also from Indiana and doesn't handle that kind of situation well either.

It has a banner.  You know it's legit.
Some of participants had intricately choreographed and well rehearsed routines.  One even did a standup comedy routine.  The difficult part was weeding out who had the best English and who had the pushiest parents.  This usually only took a simple question like what is you favorite color?.  No small task considering the stakes at the International English Elitist Tournament.  That's right.  Elitist.  Don't think they are using that word correctly, but I am just the judge.     

I enjoyed my lucrative stint as a judge on the Chinese equivalent of Toddlers and Tiaras.  The contestants were about 50/50 between those who actually wanted to be there and those whose parents forced them to participate.  As people in China continue scrambling to learn English, I hope to swing a few more of these jobs in the future.  Maybe I'll compete in the Chinese version of this contest someday.  I'll get working on my standup routine right away.

P.S. Enjoy these photos from Tang Qi and my trip to Tangshan for Chinese New Year.    


At the Tangshan Earthquake Memorial
Solo at the memorial

A USMC WWII veterans hat for sale at the
Tangshan mall
Me with the Spring Festival Gala on TV


Chilling with my Chinese Zodiac animal
Tang Qi getting in touch with her inner snake